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Finally... A Real Post

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. ~ Jackie Mason (1934-)Health is not simply the absence of sickness. ~ Hannah GreenYeah... I've been down with a severe URI sin…
Merry Christmas!

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My Epiphany About Pxmas

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ~ Kin Hubbard (1868-1930) The parent who gets down on the floor to play with a child on Christmas Day is usually doing a…
Teh Ultimate Mutha of To-Do Lists

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. ~ Rita RudnerIf a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? ~ Laurence J. Peter (1919-19…
WHY GOD MADE MOMS

1. Why did God make Mothers? "She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is." "Mostly to clean the house." "To help us out of there when we were getting born. 2. How did God make Mothers? "He used dirt, j…
Do You Have to Be a Cat to Celebrate Caturday? =/

(09:10, 11:24)Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. ~ Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007)Thank God kids never mean well. ~ …
Quotes from Roseanne Barr

I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.I know how to do anything - I'm a mom.The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it…
Chore Mania (Part 2 of ?)

A self that is only differentiated - not integrated - may attain great individual accomplishments, but risks being mired in self-centered egotism. By the same token, a person who self is based exclusively on integration …
Chore Mania

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? ~ Phyllis Diller Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean. ~ Laurence J. Peter (1919-1988)[…
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn...

(07:47)The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. ~ Jean KerrEat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest…