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Finally... A Real Post

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. ~ Jackie Mason (1934-)Health is not simply the absence of sickness. ~ Hannah GreenYeah... I've been down with a severe URI sin…
My Epiphany About Pxmas

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ~ Kin Hubbard (1868-1930) The parent who gets down on the floor to play with a child on Christmas Day is usually doing a…
Teh Ultimate Mutha of To-Do Lists

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. ~ Rita RudnerIf a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? ~ Laurence J. Peter (1919-19…
Appareo decet nihil munditia? Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus! ¡Estoy que exploto de alegría! I am quite mysterious, known as beautiful, always polite and simply magnificent. I am an energetic, warm, opti…
Sweaty Sock Sunday

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. ~ Groucho Marx (1890-1977) Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when you …
Do You Have to Be a Cat to Celebrate Caturday? =/

(09:10, 11:24)Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. ~ Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007)Thank God kids never mean well. ~ …
Quotes from Roseanne Barr

I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.I know how to do anything - I'm a mom.The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it…
Chore Mania (Part 2 of ?)

A self that is only differentiated - not integrated - may attain great individual accomplishments, but risks being mired in self-centered egotism. By the same token, a person who self is based exclusively on integration …
Chore Mania

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? ~ Phyllis Diller Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean. ~ Laurence J. Peter (1919-1988)[…
Some Random Quotes

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. ~ John Kenneth Galbraith (1908-2006) It's about what YOU are going to do with the short time you have left on this earth. ~ Hugh Macleod, How T…